The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to eat your poop

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to troll.

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The power to not care.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!