The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to be french.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!