The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to sit

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!