The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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lol

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to turn any object into food

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!