The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The ability to levitate birds

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!