the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to change races.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to make pencils dull.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!