the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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hello

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!