- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power of self mind control

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to be an idiot.

The power to drown on land.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

Pointless Super Powers