- Pointless Super Powers

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to have a power

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

Delayed Reaction Man

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!