- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to not get shit dick

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

the power to summon a massive midget

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power that will grant you no power.

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

Pointless Super Powers