the power to fart your way to the moon

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!