Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to think of food

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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Having the power of a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!