- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to have a V8

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to not have a brain!

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to run Crysis.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

Pointless Super Powers