The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the ability to look into your brain

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to eat bread

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!