The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the ability to talk to humans

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to see the past.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to be blind

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!