The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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levi Hahne is gay

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to sit

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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power to fart through your mouth

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!