The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to start time.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!