The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to have a power

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The power to not have a brain!

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to become black!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!