The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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Nope. Just nope.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to be blind

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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he power to make mistakes

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to like any show

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!