The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!