The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!