- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to smell through your arse.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to randomly die at any moment

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to fly, but only fly north

Pointless Super Powers