- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to see the past.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the ability to talk to humans

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to see through windows

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The power to lick your elbow.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers