The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!