the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to like any show

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!