The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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hello

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to see through glass walls.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!