- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to know who farted at any time.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

Having the power to stand still

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to start time.

The power of women's rights.

the power to sneeze cum

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to self destruct

The power to teleport through open doors.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to eat ass.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The ability to smell colors

The power to drown on land.

Pointless Super Powers