- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to teleport small dogs

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to be 6% fireproof

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to have a V8

The power to not have a brain!

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

Pointless Super Powers