The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!