The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!