- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to freeze ice.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to eat people :D

The power to run as fast as a snail.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

To be able to summon old people

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

the power to yell a math problem at will

The power to grow one wing

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

Pointless Super Powers