- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to speak in only anime openings

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to run Crysis.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to die when you get old

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to die at any moment you want.

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to read this sentence

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the power to eat with your butt

Acid tears.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to fail a test everytime

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

Pointless Super Powers