To shit bricks.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to die early.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the ability to post here

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to see through air

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!