- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to smell colors

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to murder rocks.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to ejaculate

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

Pointless Super Powers