- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The power to explode on demand.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to eat food.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to drown on land.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

The power to get this. Do you get it?

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

Pointless Super Powers