- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to breath Oxygen

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

the power to eat with your butt

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to eat bread

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power that will grant you no power.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

the power to misspell

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

Pointless Super Powers