The ability to fart pee.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to die at will.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to instantly die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!