- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to eat food.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power of self mind control

The power to touch your toes

The power to open doors that are already open

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The ability to turn into an embryo

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to not exercise.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

Pointless Super Powers