The power to take edible shits.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to live.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to shape shift into water

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swear words -jesse

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!