- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change your emotions at will.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

To be able to summon old people

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

understanding every language only if you get insulted

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

the power to tolerate alex simpson

To pee standing up.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the power to instantly die

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

Pointless Super Powers