the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become yourself

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!