The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to create powers

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!