The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!