THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!