The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!