The power to live.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have a power.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to grow new teeth.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!