teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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Taekwondo

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!