- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to do nothing

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

to die when you are happy

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

Pointless Super Powers