the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to bread toast!

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power of learning

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to talk backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!