The power to kill yourself

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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to be shitty

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to suck your own dick

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the powre to spel

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to become yourself

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!