the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!