The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to smell water.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!