- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

the power to eat bread

The ability to change your weight

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to sneeze scissors

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to smell farts from miles away

the ability to give a potato an orgasm

Pointless Super Powers