The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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to spelle caretly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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the power to spell words wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!