The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to drown on land.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to shape shift into water

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

Having the power to stand still

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power tho vomit your poop.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to have a V8

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!