The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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to make asians smart

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to not see ads

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!