The power to ejaculate

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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To shit bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!