- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to know where the beef is

De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

the power of mind controlling...yourself

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power drown in water

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

Pointless Super Powers