- Pointless Super Powers

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to die at will.

The power to see through air

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to eat nandos

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to be invisible when singing

The power of women's rights.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.