Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to know where the beef is

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!