the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to eat with your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!