The power to mind reeds

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!