- Pointless Super Powers

The power to change your emotions at will.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

Crap out everything you're allergic too

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to live.

X ray vision on chairs

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!