The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to make your nose blink.

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to make asians smart

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!