- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to fart rainbows

The power to lock open doors

the power to eat bread

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power that will grant you no power.

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

Pointless Super Powers