the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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the power to fly while under water

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!