The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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To be able to summon old people

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to eat nandos

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the ability to look into your brain

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To pee standing up.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!