- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power of love

The power to open doors that are already open

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to die at any moment you want.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to see oxygen.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

anything Aquaman does

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to die

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

the power to fax people with your mind

Pointless Super Powers