The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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being black

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!