The power to lick your balls.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to live.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to grow fingernails.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see through air

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!