to make asians smart

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the power to instantly die

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!