The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to fart tear gas

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!