the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!