The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!