The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

the power to jump like a black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The ability to see into the present.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to drink and drive without being caught

thumb_up thumb_down +41

the power to disinfect wigs.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to block your own powers

thumb_up thumb_down +136

The power to ejaculate at command

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

thumb_up thumb_down +90

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

thumb_up thumb_down +84

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!