The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!