Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to become black!

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to read this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!