The ability to talk to bacteria

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

thumb_up thumb_down -57

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The power to rite liek dis

thumb_up thumb_down -57

The power of having two left hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +144

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power of bad luck

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

I'm a giant di

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to rotten food.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to be alone

thumb_up thumb_down +100

the power to get married

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

thumb_up thumb_down +98

the power to give yourself sunburn

thumb_up thumb_down +98

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

thumb_up thumb_down +98

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!