The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!