The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to become powerless

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!