mint berry crunch

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!