Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to predict the present

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!