the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to self destruct

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!